The Week 5 Good Juju Song To Play While Setting Your Fantasy Football Lineup™ Is...

With coronavirus fucking up a whole bunch of fantasy teams' days with Pats-Broncos being moved and Bills-Titans going from being in jeopardy to double jeopardy to final jeopardy, we're breaking out the top shelf juju with Weezy, Drizzy, and some fine scenery from Ballers while setting our lineups this week. If Kane is in the building along with The Rock, there is simply no way you can lose your fantasy matchup after making your roster choices while listening to that song. OK, I won't go that far. But it sure as shit can't hurt.

Now let's pray to our fantasy football goddess, Jenny from The League.

Moving on along, here is my Clem Island Celebrate And Gamble Responsibly 6 Pack Of The Week:

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Bears +3.5 (I swear I had this. Not sure if I wrote it anywhere but I'll add an extra pick for people that need a 6th pick from an admitted idiot)

Rams -7.5

Texans -5.5

Bengals +11.5

Giants +7.5

Vikings +6.5

For the non-believers, here's my 6th pick:

Panthers +2.5

Best of luck to everyone. Stay safe and stay sane out there!