Girl Shows Off Arguably The Grossest Bruise Of All Time After Getting So Drunk She Fell Into A Pole

Ahhh to be young. One second your out with the gals, the next you wake up with no recollection of what happened the night before and a bruise the size of a basketball on your face. Simpler times. Look at this thing...

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Puke. Puke. Puke. Puke. Puke. It looks like she went five rounds with Lomachenko. Like I don't get how you get that bruise from walking into a poll. It must've just hit her in the exact right spot, right? That or she was running full speed. Regardless, best of luck to her in the future and if you're reading this, lay off the sauce. That or at least keep your head up while you're walking…

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