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Nope! She sure doesn't! Keliah Kang wins again! Wins what? Life, of course!!! Don't know who Keliah is yet? Well shame on you! Over 2.1 MILLION people already appreciate Miss Kang, and you should, too! At least before she melts IG to the ground! Good for Keliah to be fighting the good fight, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with personal health and beauty! Go Keliah go!
KELIAH BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy and make sure he knows I'm still getting all of his PAGEVIEWS for him!
BACK TO MISS KANG!!!
Thank you, Keliah! Thank you!