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Chinese Groom Tries To Kill Himself After Seeing His Bride For The First Time Ever

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(Source)It has been reported in Chinese news this week that a young groom from China’s Hubei province was so disappointed after seeing his bride for the first time, that he abruptly left the wedding ceremony and tried to kill himself. The reports state that 33-year-old Kang Hu felt that the bride did not meet his high standards. He went as far as telling his wife to be, 30 year old Na Sung that she was ‘too ugly’ and would be ‘bad for his image’. All of this in front of a stunned room full of wedding guests. He then walked out of the ceremony and tried to drown himself in a nearby river. “It was a very awkward moment for everyone,” said Pal Chan Wang, a guest at the wedding. “The bride was devastated, her family were furious and we his friends were embarrassed.” The wedding party then proceeded to search for the groom, spending several hours in vain until someone spotted him wandering along a nearby riverbank. Before anyone could reach him, Kang Hu threw himself into the water. A good friend was close by, and did not waste the opportunity to take photographs: “He was fully clothed and floating face down in the water,” said Qan Tsui, “He was unconscious and I thought he was dead. When the police arrived, one jumped in and dragged him ashore with the help of firemen who put a rope around his chest to pull him out before pumping his chest. They saved his life.”

 

 

 

 

What a fucking sissy. Hey Kang, you think you’re the first guy to wipe his eyes and see a chick he’s not exactly in love with? Kang Hu of the Hubei province is the first man in recorded history to take a peek at his lady and think I’ve made a huge mistake? No shot, bro. But we don’t all run and jump off what appears to be a 6 foot bridge (seriously by the pics I think I can dunk on that thing) in some little pussy suicide attempt. Just make an excuse and get the hell out of there, dude. “Sorry I can’t get married today, I forgot I had to meet my grandma for brunch.” “Shit I’m late for my dog’s vet appointment so the I dos will have to wait.” “I need to not be here right now.” Whatever you want, it all works. But this suicide shit because you landed an ugly girl is for the birds. Shake it off then get back in the game.

 

 

 

PS – “A good friend was close by, and did not waste to opportunity to take photographs.” Bet that was the Best Man. When you’re sad friends will ask you what’s wrong, best friends will make fun of you. When you try and kill yourself friends will try and rescue you, best friends will take pics.