Osi Umenyiora Got Absolutely Blown Up By His Side Chick On Instagram The Day After His Wedding

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Fucckkkkkkkkkk this girl. I admit that Osi probably isn’t totally innocent here. Falling in love with your side chick isn’t on the top 10 list of things to do to prepare for your wedding, probably isn’t even on the top 50, to be quite honest. But, aside from the “I love you” stuff, Osi was pretty clear: he was gonna be inside this girl for as long as she’d let him. No dreams of leaving his girl, none of this “wait for me” bullshit. This was a business transaction and everyone knew the terms. You guys were friends who fucked and Osi probably bought you some shit. When that’s over everyone washes their hands of the situation and that’s it.

Going to social media with texts and pulling this “I don’t want to ruin their marriage but here’s some shit that will probably ruin their marriage” is absurd. Especially when she closes the whole thing off with “don’t worry I specifically chose these ones because they’re not that bad, but trust me I’ve got nasty ones. And I’ll just let the idea of those float in his wife’s head until she eventually snaps, because I’m a mental terrorist.” Trying to play the hurt, naive girl while also playing the homewrecker makes me want to throw my laptop out the window. He didn’t hide the fact that he had a fiance, didn’t fill your head with fairytales. You guys fucked, and now that’s over. Be a goddamn adult and move on.