The Seattle Mist's Coach Chris Michaelson Is Still The Best LFL Coach There Ever Will Be, Tearing Into His Lingerie-Wearing DB For Not Covering The Tight End

This guy is the BEST. I don’t know why he’s not a head coach in the NFL somewhere. He pulls no punches. Just always going off on his girls, who are out their with their tits hanging everywhere. Think he cares? Nope. He’s there to win a goddam football game, tits or not. Booties shaking or not. It’s war out there. Cover the fucking tight end or get off his field.