Did Pat Maroon Actually Pee His Pants At The Lightning Cup Parade? Spittin' Chiclets Got To The Bottom Of It

In today's day and age, you can't just piss yourself in peace. You win the Stanley Cup, you're on a boat without a bathroom and next thing you know you've soiled your shorts and the whole internet it tweeting about it. What is wrong with that? Isn't this America? Pissing yourself on a boat when you're tanked in Florida is just about as American as it gets. Luckily for Pat Maroon, that wasn't the case. He just happen to stone cold a few beers which then lead to his shorts getting wet. Give the guy a break.