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Guy Finds Drunk Dude Passed Out Behind The Wheel, Leaves Him A Bottle Of Water And A Batman-Inspired Note

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Metro- This guy’s got a drunk guardian angel. We can only hope that he didn’t wake up while still drunk and drive off. The pictures were put on imgur then Reddit by Krazy_Legs who was praised for his actions after finding the man in his car near his apartment in Massachusetts. The message said: ‘I found you passed out drunk with your car running, so I hid your keys under the atlas in your back seat. I hope you get home safe. I’m not your hero. I’m your silent guardian. A watchful protector. The drunk knight.’ As beefstick86 said: ‘You are not the hero he deserved, but a hero he needed.’




Whoops!  How big of an asshole did that guy feel like when he woke up and saw that note?  You gotta have A NIGHT to pass out in your car like that.  Keys in the ignition, car running annnnnnnnd then plop.  Just slump over like you’re Sonny Corleone at the tollbooth.  Dude is lucky(?) the cops didn’t find him there first.  That’s got OWI written all over it.  Hopefully his brain started working as soon as he turned the car on and was like, “Better not drive.  Instead I’m gonna sleep right about……here.”  The bottle of water was actually a nice touch from the other because it’s useful.  The note is funny ha ha ha it’s from Batman and all that but the bottle of water?  The drunk guy actually needs that.  The second the drunk dude woke up, he grabbed the water and pounded it.  By the way, I guarantee that dude in the car had the most epic, “Alright, time to turn my life around.  I’m gonna eat better and exercise.  Maybe I won’t drink for 6 months or so. Definitely gonna start volunteering at soup kitchens.  That’s it. I’m finally gonna become a son my parents are proud to have” Sunday.  Then by Wednesday he was planning what bars he was gonna hit that next weekend. That’s life.