I Don't Know Who Nicole Neal And Danielle Sharp Are But I Would Like To Know Them, And By That I Mean I Want To Have Sex With Them

Can I tell you guys something? I’m still really beat up about that Leonardo Dicaprio blog yesterday. I literally had no idea Leo was a rich movie star that bangs hot chicks for a living until everyone told me in that Cargo shorts blog. Its almost like I was being sarcastic when I bashed him, but instead of that I was just being dumb and ignorant because no one on this website is ever sarcastic. Anyway, when I get sad I like to look at hot chicks that I will never have a chance of sleeping with, then I get even sadder, then I masturbate, am happy for a second, then back to sad. Circle of life boys, gotta love it.