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I Didn't Believe This "God Is Here" Dude Was Actually Divine Until It Took A Dozen Cops To Take Him Down

I’ll have what he’s having. It doesn’t matter what kind of meth he’s cooking with, believing you’re God is only half the battle. Actually acting like the Almighty holds a lot more water. And still fighting the good fight after being tazed, tossed through a window and beaten pissless by a gaggle of cops is more God-like than anything I’ve ever worshiped. If I had this guy spreading his Good Word at CCD there’s a chance we’d be saved instead of riding this one-way train to hell. Thank you very much, St. Patrick’s Parrish. Here’s to hoping the effort given during CYO basketball was enough to snake my way into heaven.