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Do You Think This IG Model Would Qualify For The Lollipop Guild?

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Probably not!  That Lolli is NOWHERE the size that it needs to be for the Guild!  But it doesn't matter!  Jessica is still wonderful in everyone's hearts!  And how in the name of gravity does that bathing suit actually work?  Somebody get Issac Newton on the telegraph!  How in the world does this suit stay on properly?!?!?!  Nobody knows, other than Jessica, of course!  It may be sorcery to most, but to her it's another day by the pool!  During a global pandemic, no less! Long live the lollipop love! Down with Covid-19!  Up with Jessica and others coming out of this catastrophe even STRONGER than ever! 

JESSICA BREAK: Please check in on Fortnight Boy and make sure he's doing alright that I'm getting ALL his PAGEVIEWS for him!!!


Thank you, Jessica!  Thank you!