Why Are People Legitimately TERRIFIED Of A Topless Heidi Klum?
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HEIDI NOOOOOOO!!!!! It's one thing to be possessed by a demon, but while sunbathing topless??? That's a sin!!! Oh well! As long Heidi is happy and healthy fighting the good Halloween fight, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less! Now that's SCARY! Down with Covid-19! Up with Miss Klum's Halloween vibes! Go Heidi Go! Go Heidi Go! Go Heidi Go!
HEIDI BREAK: Be sure to check in on Fortnight Boi as I am stealing ALL his PAGEVIEWS from him!
BACK TO MISS KLUM!!!
Thank you, Heidi! THANK YOU!