StoryPick - In a time when the world is shaken with devastating earthquakes one after another, a Pakistani political leader chose to blame women for all these disasters.
Maulana Fazlur Rehman, the chief of the Pakistani Islamic political party Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam Fazl (JUI-F), said in a press conference in Islamabad that the chief cause of earthquakes is “jeans-wearing women”. He angrily said to the press that,“From earthquakes to inflation all kinds of disasters are caused by the immodesty of women. A woman that is not covered like a sack of flour is a walking and talking weapon of mass destruction for her state. And Pakistan has a multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities”.
Listen in his defense, when there’s an earthquake in a shitty place like Pakistan, EVERYTHING is fucked. Like thousands and thousands of people die and the city is covered in rubble for like a year. So while it might seem a little drastic to blame it on jeans, I think at this point Pakistan has gotta consider absolutely every possible tactic to prevent quakes. Dress every bitch like a sack of flour if you got to. Put everything on the table. Cant have these bitches walkin around Islamabad in jeans like nuclear weapons and shit.
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