Normally I'd be planning an Italian beef lunch right now from AL's Original. Probably looking at a hot dog for the drive home with a fountain pepsi. Talk about a great Monday lunch in celebration of a great Chicago sports weekend. But alas this will not be my lunch today because the Bears absolutely sucked on Sunday. The Cubs bats are seemingly good and dead. The White Sox had a chance to save everyone and they fucked it up. Just all around a miserable, awful, terrible, no good very good bad weekend for The Boys.
On that note, it's time to figure out where we go from here. And I don't mean as a group of sports fans. I'm actually still talking about lunch. If No Victory Beef then maybe we do loser gyros, which I happen to love quite a bit: