The Week 4 Good Juju Song To Play While Setting Your Fantasy Football Lineup™ Is...

I imagine a fair share of us are dealing with lineup decisions this morning not just because of poor choices made while drunk at the fantasy draft but because Big Rona has done brought the hammer down on a couple of games this week, causing a couple of fantasy starters getting a surprise bye week and a bunch of others in Bye Week Purgatory as Chiefs-Patriots hangs in the balance. So we are going to listen to the sweet stylings of Bonnie Tyler (along with watching the awesome 80sness of that video) while trying to find a hero on our bench or waiver wire. And in case you feel you need a few extra good vibes to get you into Club Dub due to this corona bullshit or a slow start to the season, here is the "I Need A Hero" scene from Shrek 2.

RIP In Pieces Giant Gingey :(

That definitely took some of the juju out of the blog, so we throw it back to the Fantasy Football Queen to make things right.

Much better. 

While we are riding high, here is my Clem Island Celebrate And Gamble Responsibly 6 Pack Of The Week:

Lines from the absolutely splendid Barstool Sportsbook. Download/Subscribe/Rate 5 Stars/Gamble Responsibly

Panthers +3 

Lions +3 

Cowboys -4

Dolphins +5.5 

Raiders +3.5 

49ers -7.5

Everyone stay safe and stay sane out there!

P.S. Regardless of the eye-catching thumbnail used for this blog along with any picks in it, Fuck The Cowboys from now until forever.