Breaking News: Cam Newton Has Tested Positive for Covid-19

The situation is obviously fluid and right now information is scarce. There are no “This is so 2020” snark or analogies or insight of any kind, really. Just a report that a healthy young man in the prime of his life has a virus that is killed 200,000 Americans. Stay tuned. And if praying is your thing, pray for anyone who may be affected.