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Cubs Vs. Marlins Live Blog PLEASE DEAR GOD LET US WIN

We can't lose because I don't want us to lose and sometimes that's all the energy you need. Yu Darvish on the mound. Rizzo and Baez in the dugout. The boys are fucking rolling today. 57 degrees and crisp and breezy and the best NL starter on the mound. This is literally the most dangerous 1-9 David Ross could possibly assemble. It's win or go home so we're going to win. That's how this works with Theo's Cubs so no I'm not nervous. Tune into Sirius for live reactions or don't. You can also talk to shit to me all day on twitter @barstoolcarl. Let's go fuck up some fish.