Apparently Carson Wentz Is No Longer In The National Football League
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Listen. I get it. Carson has played pretty damn miserably so far this season. In fact, there are some numbers that would suggest that he has been the league's worst quarterback through the first 3 weeks of the season. But c'mon…Nick Mullens? Are you fucking kidding me?
Go walk down the street right now and ask the first 10 people you see if they know who Nick Mullens is. And that's the dude who you choose to spotlight here? That is how you're hyping up this Sunday Night Football game? That's how you think you're going to drive in the ratings? By getting everybody all jazzed up to watch Nick Mullens sling the rock around. Everybody in America waking up on Sunday morning thinking to themselves "wow. I wish somebody would knock me out until 8:20pm tonight because I simply cannot wait another minute to watch Nick fucking Mullens. The undrafted free agent out of Southern Miss who has only played in the NFL when the other 5 quarterbacks ahead of him have all been hurt so far in his career".
The disrespect. The complete and total and blatant disrespect. And again, I get that Carson has been brutal so far this season. But the moment you promote Nick fucking Mullens over Carson Wentz, that's when it becomes personal. That's when there is some little shit head who works at the NFL Network who is probably a Giants fan and just got a big time troll off. The only issue is while this shit head thought they were being funny, they just forced Carson's back all the way up against the wall. And now it's time for him to start swinging. The fans are counting him out, the media is counting him out, and now the league is counting him out. A man with nothing left to lose is a dangerous one. And Carson Wentz is going to be extremely dangerous on Sunday night.
Buckle up, bitches. Time for Ginger Jesus to rise.