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Remember first ballot HOF swimsuit model Samantha Hoopes? Me too! And now we can remember together! Samantha has come a long way since her cover girl days as she's now a HOT MAMA! Good for Samantha for enjoying family life, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less! Keep on fighting the good fight! Down with Covid-19! Up with humanity!
HOOPES BREAK: Check in with Fortnight Boy for me, please! Getting difficult getting all these PAGEVIEWS for him!
BACK TO THE HOOPES!!!
Thank you, Samantha! Thank you!