Chip Kelly Was, Yet Again, An Awesome, Sarcastic Dick With The Media

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There’s no other way to explain it. Chip Kelly is one awesomely sarcastic dick in his press conferences. Just backhanded compliments, smart-ass remarks and philosophical comments ahoy. Chip’s gonna Chip, which is great when we perceive him as a genius, but is going to be suicidal if this ship starts to tank. My soul is in Chip Kelly’s hands.

Notes from the Press Conference:

– Practice Squad HOF QB G.J. Kinne has been moved to WR for some reason.

– Chip calls LeSean McCoy wrong for calling him a racist. Phoned Shady twice and essentially got the F-U button. Got in contact with his agent, but still hasn’t talked to him yet.

– Of course Marcus Smith is hurt already. Of course.

– Evan Mathis is officially MIA from everything.

– Tim Tebow will solely be a QB, if he survives the cut.

– If a game were played today, “Which is illegal”, either Sanchez, Barkley or Tebow would be the starter. Thanks, Chip.

– Sam Bradford will be throwing 7-on-7 as early as next week.

– CB Walter Thurmond is getting snaps at Safety.

That’s all Chip wrote. Knock knock motherfuckers.