Say what you want about Jerry Seinfeld, but paying ahead of time so your guest doesn't even see the bill is some classy shit. I'm going to try it next time I bring a date to MacDonalds. In all seriousness, I love this story. Partially because Maniscalco is so good at telling it and partially because he's soooo Italian. You'd think he's from Brooklyn but he's somehow from Arlington Heights, IL. Regardless, being friends with Jerry Seinfeld sounds awesome. Have a great Wednesday.