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Flood Waters Crashing Through A Texas Home Is Some Surreal Stuff

Scary shit. It’s never a good thing when your home resembles the third class floor of the Titanic succumbing to the sea. Before I’d rather die in a flood than be awakened at 3am again by another iPhone Flood Warnings that’s so loud and annoying Helen Keller would curse it off, but not anymore. Some surreal, scary shit is going down in the lower half of America right now. Here’s to hoping everyone makes it out OK.