That kid just gets it. Save me your common core bullshit or whatever math is called now that requires an entire sheet of paper to prove 1 + 1 = 2. This is the kind of math that can actually be applied in the real world. Oh Jayden has a whole $1.27 to his name? Well he is going to be laughed at by his peers and his teachers since that doesn't even get you a school lunch. That simple. But you know what? I bet Jayden will appreciate that when he gets older because that infectious laughter will light a fire that will burn inside him throughout life and become a millionaire before 30. Keep all your dollars because this math actually makes sense.
Did I blog this because this kid's incredible laugh made me feel the slightest joy of happiness after yesterday's Giants game? Yes. Yes it did. And I know that there are a bunch of other fanbases who feel as sad as I do on this shitty Monday. So shout out to this kid and Jayden's broke ass for allowing a smile to briefly appear on my face.
Speaking of faces, this kid should get the kindergarten teaching job that this guy was fired from.