You Can Physically Feel This Knee To The Face Through Your Computer Screen

He was so cool. He ducked under that first water slider, got it on tape, and was going to send it to a few of his buds back home, showing them how much fun he's having at the Dayton, Ohio water park.

And then, history happened.

You can physically feel his face being caved in by that knee. That was just full impact, blindsided, straight to the dome. 

And now? Well he still has a pretty cool tape, and a nose that looks like Owen Wilson's nose after a 3 day coke bender. 

Once he wakes up in 3-5 days I'm sure he'll have a nice laugh. And another chuckle in 2 weeks when he regains his sense of smell. But hey, at least he'll have this tape to remember his time in Dayton, and that lasts a lifetime.