Good lord. Moose knuckle is one thing, buddy's got the whole fist jammed down there. Just a massive set of nuts on this fella. And when you've got nuts the size of grapefruits, you gotta make sure you show them off. You think he just accidentally grabbed the tightest pair of pants in his closet to go on basic cable? For sure not. Homeboy knew exactly what he was doing. Blasting sack into every living room in the nation. That's how you assert dominance.
Just hope he takes a shower before he meets up with the several dozen ladies that are blowing up his phone right now. With how jam packed everything is in there, I have to imagine it's a pretty swampy situation. Gross. Happy Friday.