Dortmund Bringing In 'The World's Sexiest Athlete' To Practice And Help Train The Team Is An A++++++ Move

Meet Alica Schmidt - a 21-year old German Olympic hopeful in track and field. Actually, really meet Alicia Schmidt because you're not reading any of the words typed here: 

Now that you're well-acquainted with Alicia, you'll have to know Dortmund bringing her in to train is an A++++ move. Hell, there was already jokes on Twitter that she's the reason Sancho isn't going to Manchester United

Ah fuck it, what do you care. You just wanted to see pictures.