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Survey Shows That 40% of People Are Horrible Human Beings Who Would Give Up Their Dog For a Month To Keep Their Smartphone


Some revealing new survey results show just how attached people are to their phones. And the findings are sure to draw strong reactions from animal lovers and married couples.

A text messaging marketing agency called SimpleTexting polled more than 1,000 smartphone users in the U.S., asking them what they would sacrifice to keep their cellphone.

The survey revealed that 40% of pet owners would give up their dog for a month in order to keep their smartphone.

There are a lot of assholes in the world these days and the goal is to hopefully expose them all. We'll continue that trend here with this survey that showed 40% of those polled choosing to give up their dog for a month in order to keep their smartphone. I really can't think of any scenario whatsoever where I'd let a stranger obtain ownership of my dog and this is certainly not one of them.

I go days sometimes wishing I didn't have a phone. I'd probably be willing to give that thing up for nothing depending on the situation. Now you're telling me 40% of more than 1,000 polled gave up their dog for a month to keep their phone? What the fuck is wrong with you. You just shouldn't own a dog. Your dog deserves a better home and you deserve a prison cell. 

The fact that only 44% chose to give up their romantic partner for a month is asinine. That number should be close to 100%. A month away from your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife? Sounds like a dream for most. Feel like most should be asking where to sign after seeing that option. Romantic partner and dog should be nowhere near each other in this situation. 

Also, do these idiots realize your laptop practically doubles as a smartphone these days? Especially when we're limiting where we're going during coronavirus. My mac has iMessage, streaming, porn, Twitter, everything. I'll find myself downstairs in my apartment (yes we have two floors) with my phone up in my room because it makes no difference between the two. Gimme the option between giving up my dog or my phone and I do not hesitate. If you choose to give up your dog you should be put on a watch list ASAP and I hate you. These monsters live amongst us blending in like normal people, meanwhile on the inside they are some of the most evil beings to ever walk the Earth.