Army 1SG Issues Warning That Would Lead To Absolute Mutiny In Biblical Proportions

Most of the time when ZBT posts a video of some poor boot ass bitch getting yelled at, we get a flood of responses that say something like, “I wish a mother fucker would yell at me like that. I’d punch him in the mouth. That’s why I couldn’t be a marine. No one can disrespect me like that.”

It’s usually a little skinny fart sack that says it.

This is different. There is no shot I write a million words. NONE.

Do you know how many words that is?

”chaps! A million words is a million words!”

Well. No shit. 

To put it into perspective, there is 783,137 words in the King Janes Bible. You’d have to write the entire boring-ass Bible and then work your way back through to probably AT LEAST Ecclesiastes. Working your way through Numbers twice is torture. Begat begat begat. Begat me once. Shame on me. Begat me another time and well. Write this boring mess TWICE? No, sir.

And it came to pass after the plague, that the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Eleazar the son of Aaron the priest, saying,

Numbers 26:2

Take the sum of all the congregation of the children of Israel, from twenty years old and upward, throughout their fathers' house, all that are able to go to war in Israel.

Numbers 26:3

And Moses and Eleazar the priest spake with them in the plains of Moab by Jordan [near] Jericho, saying,

Numbers 26:4

[Take the sum of the people], from twenty years old and upward; as the LORD commanded Moses and the children of Israel, which went forth out of the land of Egypt.

Numbers 26:5

Reuben, the eldest son of Israel: the children of Reuben; Hanoch, [of whom cometh] the family of the Hanochites: of Pallu, the family of the Palluites:

Numbers 26:6

Of Hezron, the family of the Hezronites: of Carmi, the family of the Carmites.

Numbers 26:7

These [are] the families of the Reubenites: and they that were numbered of them were forty and three thousand and seven hundred and thirty.

Numbers 26:8

And the sons of Pallu; Eliab.

Numbers 26:9

And the sons of Eliab; Nemuel, and Dathan, and Abiram. This [is that] Dathan and Abiram, [which were] famous in the congregation, who strove against Moses and against Aaron in the company of Korah, when they strove against the LORD:

Numbers 26:10

And the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up together with Korah, when that company died, what time the fire devoured two hundred and fifty men: and they became a sign.

Numbers 26:11

Notwithstanding the children of Korah died not.

Numbers 26:12

The sons of Simeon after their families: of Nemuel, the family of the Nemuelites: of Jamin, the family of the Jaminites: of Jachin, the family of the Jachinites:

Numbers 26:13

Of Zerah, the family of the Zarhites: of Shaul, the family of the Shaulites.

YUCK. 

You ask me to write Numbers once, I might. You ask me to do it twice? I'll take the demotion. Simple as that. Also, whatever happened to the separation of the state from the church? SMH