Wake Up With Justin Verlander Literally Lighting A Teammate On Fire

Ahh I miss the old hot foot in the dugouts. This is back when baseball was baseball. Guys were guys. Joking around in the dugout, just lighting each other on fire. Just good old fashioned fun. If you're the guy who is on fire, you gotta have more awareness. If Verlander is following you around with a cup of water and everyone has a shit eating grin on their face, you gotta know something is up, ya know like your ankles on fire. I'm not sure if this is even a "haha" funny joke, seems absolutely terrifying and dangerous if you ask me. Old school guys for sure love this though, nothing screams old school baseball like lighting a person on fire in the dugout during a game.