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This 6-Month-Old Water Skiing Baby Just Made Your Baby Look Like A Worthless Piece Of Pooping Shit (No Offense)

Don't say it...

Don't say it...

Don't say it...

What? Shut the hell up, Portnoy! That kid, and more importantly, that kid's parents have finally figured it out. While all the other idiot families have their kids reading books or shooting jumpers until they pass out in order to try to land scholarships for whatever college is in the future, these parents went galaxy brain by raising the waterskiing Tiger Woods. What would you rather be doing: Investing whatever cash you have left from raising kids into a 529 plan or strapping your kid's little piggies to a modified boogie board so he can shred hydro in the most businesslike manner possible at an age when most kids aren't even crawling and seeing your seed make the Guinness Book of World Records before he can even say any of those words let alone read them? 

So shout out to these parents for not only living their best lives with kids but also ensuring their baby boy will be able to do live just as well with all the fortune and fame that comes with being the greatest water skier the world will ever witness.

Obligatory water skiing squirrel video: