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We Interrupt Your New York Football Sunday Of Sadness To Announce There Was A Literal Tire Fire At Citi Field

The Giants lost yet again, the Jets are a mess, and there is a tire fire raging at Citi Field. After months of chaos, both the traditional Mets/Jets fans and the Mets/Giants gypsies like me finally got a little bit of normalcy back in our lives in the form of a sledgehammer to the balls followed by being pants as everyone laughed at us. Fucking sports, man. You can't make this shit up.

I need Uncle Stevie to take over ASAP just so my team's favorite ballpark doesn't burn down over the last few weeks under Wilpon control since he is going to fix literally everything in our lives.