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The Falcons Are An Utter Embarrassment

I don't want to take away from the artistry that was this kick. You talk about perfection. Perfect amount of power, spin, kept it in bounds, made it look so easy you wonder why this isn't the standard. For how many mistakes the Cowboys made on special teams throughout the course of this game, for them to steal this win like this is extra hilarious. Two of the worst fake punt attempts in negative territory that have ever graced God's green Earth and then the perfect onside kick in the same 60 minutes. 

That kind of shit can only happen to the Falcons. This is what they exist for. To be a punchline. They were put in the NFL for the sole purpose of fulfilling the joy of other fanbases. Up 20-0 after the first quarter. 29-10 at halftime. 39-24 with 7:57 left in the fourth quarter. 39-30 with the ball with 4:57 left in the game. 39-37 with 1:49 left and you wait for the onside kick to travel 10 yards before you make a move on it. Unfathomable choke job that only the Falcons, with their years of experience, could pull off. No one else walks out of Jerry World with a loss under these circumstances. Only the Atlanta Falcons.