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Old Man Rivers Leads The Colts To Their First Win Of The Season Against The Vikings! 28-11

In the words of Philip Rivers, "Heck yeah!" How about the Boys in Blue! One week we let Gardner Minshew look like Steve Young and the next week we shut down Kirk Cousins! There wasn't a doubt in my mind we'd beat the Vikings. We're now 6-0 against them since 2000! I don't know what Frank Reich said before the game but boy did we look GREAT today. 

Rivers had 214 yards, 1 TD, and ONLY 1 interception! Mo Alie-Big COX had 5 catches for 111 yards, and Jonathan Taylor had himself a great debut as a starter with 1 TD and over 100 yards. We lost Parris Campbell early on to a knee injury which fucking sucks. The dude got in a car accident a few weeks before the season started and now he might've torn an ACL. The injury curse continues to live on for the Colts. Besides Parris, everyone else on the offense looked great! But let me tell you about this defense...


These guys played even better! 3 INT's, 3 Sacks, and held Cousins to 113 yards! The boys showed out today! Xavier Rhodes got his revenge against his former team, Darius Leonard bounced back from his underwhelming performance against the Jags, and DeForest Buckner played like a monster! He got a safety and threw a guard on his ass like it was nothing!

Rodrigo went 4/4 on field goals, Colts had the momentum the whole game, it was just a great home opener win for the Boys in Blue. Bring on the fucking Jets. J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK! Go Horse, shoutout Jim Irsay for firing up the team this week.