It's Only A Matter Of Time Now Before Jeff Teat Becomes The Biggest Star In New York Sports
"Who?" - a bunch of uneducated, uncultured swine in the comment section.
I'll tell you who. The 1st overall pick in the 2020 NLL Entry Draft to the New York Riptide, and pegged to be the next great one.
A generational player. The McDavid of lacrosse. It's tough to find individual highlights on YouTube playing box, but he's been one of the best college lacrosse players over his 4 years at Cornell and he's even more dominant indoors.
It's gotta be tough for New York sports fans these days. They're dealing with a bunch of losers all across the board right now. Sure, the Islanders are playing in game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals right now but they're still a bunch of losers. And sure, Alexis Lafreniere will be making his way to New York once the Rangers make the 1st overall pick in the NHL Draft and he's projected to be a generational talent as well. But Jeff Teat is going to be the straw that stirs the drink in New York. An MVP candidate year after year after year. It's about time that New York landed a star, and they better damn well take care of this one.
Sidenote: Teat won't be playing this upcoming season since he's taking his 5th year of eligibility at Cornell. So there's a chance the Riptide continue to suck this year, and then they get Tehoka Nanticoke with the 1st overall pick next year. What a preposterously gigantic sized wagon that would turn them into.