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Would You Take A Snorkel Dive To That Beautiful Unknown?

  

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Of course!  That cavern looks deep but it also looks GORGEOUS!  And Mariana certainly agrees!!!  Because why not?  That WATER looks GREAT! Maybe one day she'll even graduate from the snorkel to the Sports Conglomerate United Baseball Academy!  But good for Mariana getting outdoors and staying safe in the midst of beauty, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less!  Down with Covid-19!  Up with beauty and safety!

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BACK TO MARIANA!!!

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Thank you, Mariana!  Thank you!