Girl's Sweet 16 Party Isn't So Sweet After Actual Human Shit Comes Raining Down From The Sky

FoxPhilly – It was a picture perfect Sweet 16 birthday party Sunday for one local girl, but that party came to a sudden messy end. What dropped from the sky had party-goers disgusted.  

“Out of nowhere, from the sky, comes a bunch of feces, lands on her,” Joe told FOX 29. It slammed into the middle of a canopy. The canopy Joe just bought hours earlier to give his guests a little protection from the elements. Not realizing, of course, which element he’d be protecting them from.

“It landed on the baby seat that was here,” he explained. “We just got done with cake. Thank God. We took the cake back in, because within two minutes, something fell from the sky. It was brown, it was everywhere, it got on everything,” said Joe. “I grabbed a hose from over here, immediately started lining things up to start washing it off”

So it’s not really this girl’s fault at all. This looked like it was just a small family gathering for her Sweet 16. But it still brings me so much joy to finally see something bad happen to one of these little brats at their silly little 16th birthday party. Ever since MTV’s Sweet 16 show came out, I’ve been praying night after night for something shitty (no pun intended Steph Curry) to happen to one of these girls. They start off the episode by getting a Porsche and then they bitch and complain because they wanted a Mercedes. Then the parents spell a bazillion dollars on a party that the daughter won’t even appreciate because she’s too busy still bitching and complaining about the car, then a helicopter shows up and drops off a Mercedes, roll credits. So yeah, I guess since that show isn’t on anymore, someone had to take the wrath for it. This poor girls was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Talk about a shitty birthday experience. Thank god the cake was unharmed though. Then we would have actually had a tragedy on our hands.