First rule of renting out your classroom storage closet as some sort of whorehouse for teenagers – don’t leave a paper trail with text messages between you and the students. They wanna schedule time in your little sex club? They gotta come talk to you in person. That way there’s no red tape and you can check for a wire. Cmon man use your head.
First rule of trying to smuggle your son across the border at the airport – dont put him in a suitcase because the x-ray machine will, in fact, catch him. Rather easily, as a matter of fact.
First rule of being a security guard in China and stealing THOUSANDS of eggs and labeling them with the date – well there really arent any rules about that, you’re just a weirdo Chinamen. Carry on.