Alright, so at this point if you're one of the few people who still voluntarily click on these GeoGuessr blogs, then I'm confident that I'm closer with you than the vast majority of my friends and family members. Honestly, I'm doing okay! If anything, this pandemic has humanized and humbled me in a way that's proving to be ultimately beneficial for my mental state, and for that I'm grateful. But it feels like every day in New York City starts and ends with an asterisk since there's such a distinct lack of the city's defining traits and unique flavors. Whatever. I guess I can do without the overcrowded sidewalks and spatially unaware tourists (ha) for a little longer. Anyway, I'm still being incessantly pursued by American coeds foaming at the mouth to get on the Barstool Instagram page. It's gotten to a point where I don't even have the motivation to troll them anymore, but every once in a while I come across someone who's willing to put on a literal monkey suit and beg for permission.
Update to come, but let me skip the foreplay and get into what everyone's actually been drooling to watch.