Family Gets Wham Sauced By Train While Taking A Family Portrait On The Tracks

Well, stupid is as stupid does. Solid location scouting for the photo shoot. I suppose inside an active volcano or standing in Holly Mangold’s running lane were taken. Actually, anyone who has ever had the suffer through a family portrait knows how awful the experience can be. Nobody wants to be there, Mom makes everyone wear the same uncomfortable matching shit and there’s no chance any true father complies when the art school drop out asks everyone to say “Cheese Whiz”. I guess it’s a good scenario to get the pictures on the tracks. You either get a great photo or you’re done with this shit forever. Classic win-win.