A Cat Causes An Entire Building To Collapse Then Emerges From The Rubble Playing The Sympathy Card

Everybody has this story fucking backwards.  “Awww poor cat.  He’s been through a lot.  He’s so scared”  Ummmm what are you people talking about?  The cat caused that building to collapse.  We all saw it.  You think it was an accident that he just so happened to make it out alive?  No, it wasn’t an accident.  That cat planned on being the last person out so it could play the sympathy card and no one would suspect he was the one who did it.  These people are playing right into the cat’s paw, too.  It’s like they’ve never encountered a cat before.  Cats are mischievous , manipulative and just pure evil overall.  I guarantee one of the witnesses from that video are going to take that cat into their homes because they think they’re doing the right thing.  Wrong.  Don’t you do it.  Don’t you dare.  That’s exactly what the cat wants.  Next thing you know there’s money missing off the dresser and your daughter’s knocked up.  I’ve seen it a hundred times.