This Dude Busted Jerking Off In A Library Has A REAL Casual Response To Getting Caught Jerking Off In A Library

GIF is a little NSFW even though I blurred the dick and porn so here’s some space for you to scroll down:

Nothing like a little furrowed brow and a raise of the very hand you were just pounding your pud with seconds earlier to show that, yes, you’re very contrite about masturbating in a public library. And though when I initially typed that sarcastically, I genuinely can’t think of a better response than this. What else do you do, just put your head down and pretend you’re not doing anything with your dick still out and porn on your screen? Or even worse get up with both hands up in a “Sorry! Sorry!” gesture while you leak precum all over the place? Both of those sound 1000 times worse than this guy’s casual head nod and apologetic cum hand without anything flying off of him. Definitely the best possible outcome other than polite help from a naughty lady librarian whose knowledge of the Dewey decimal system pales in comparison to her learnings in the art of sensual touch and the erogenous zones of a man’s grundle.

Also what world is this buddy of his in? That’s a straight up bee line towards a guy who’s still got dick in the air and porn on the screen. I admit I’m pretty oblivious to things, people, and basic human emotions more often than not but some dude jerking off under fluorescent lights seems like the kind of thing even I would pick up on and go “Whoa hey don’t worry I’ll come back later, this Family Circus comic atrip I wanted to show you can wait. Jeffrey man, that kid’s a card. No no. We’ll talk later.”

(h/t Death and Taxes..NSFW GIF is on there too if you need to experience it to fully appreciate the moment)