Ole Miss Put Porn Star Johnny Sins on Its Cups Honoring Healthcare Heroes for This Season

For its souvenir cups at football games this season, the University of Mississippi decided to commemorate its "Ole Miss Heroes" by putting healthcare workers on the design. This seems like a great idea that honors a lot of awesome people, right?

Just one problem: they included male porn star Johnny Sins.

S-E-C! S-E-C! I didn't believe this was real at first, but you can look at the graphic the official Ole Miss account put out and see that he is, in fact, on it.

But this cup just skyrocketed in value. I've actually always been a souvenir cup guy; I get one every time I go to a new stadium or arena. And never has one been more must-have than this one.

I imagine these will be pulled before the Rebels' first home game against Florida in two weeks, but I need somebody at Ole Miss to find the stock before they're locked away in a vault forever and send some to the office. This just inadvertently became the most valuable souvenir cup in sports.

Never underestimate the absurdity which can occur in the Southeastern Conference, because your wildest predictions will be outdone in short order. I can't wait until the best conference in the country is back playing the greatest game on Earth.