Taylor Swift Is Officially The Hottest Person In The World

 
(Source) – It doesn’t get any hotter than Taylor Swift, according to Maxim. The 25-year-old superstar was named No.1 on the magazine’s annual Hot List, and appears as the covergirl for its June issue. This is Swift’s first time appearing on the cover of a men’s magazine, and if it’s a pairing that surprises you, the singer’s participation might have something to do with the arrival of Maxim’s new editor-in-chief Kate Lanphear, who has set out to rebrand the magazine that’s best known for photos of scantily clad celebrities.

What I’m going to say next may shock everyone, but…. I disagree. I know, crazy. I might even call it heresy or blasphemy if I knew what the exact definition of those words was. But this is kind of like the Hillary Swank debate in The Office, a painting can be beautiful but I don’t want to have sex with a painting. Taylor Swift has the looks and pipes of the chick you want to wife up, but I feel like a hot chick has to be bad. Taylor is your Monday-Friday girlfriend who keeps you in check, but Maxim’s hottest has to be the Saturday night girl who has a body designed in a porn lab. You want to give Taylor People Magazine’s “Most Beautiful” title? I’m totally on board. But if you’re going to be “Hottest” I feel like you have to have at least a few threesomes on your record. Taylor doesn’t have that. If I didn’t admit as much I’d lose all my credibility as a totally unbiased blogger.

PS – That Bad Blood video kinda makes everything I just say sound stupid. What a video. Makes me feel like I need a shower.