[Source] - LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla. — Houston Rockets reserve Danuel House Jr. is under investigation by the league for allegedly allowing a female COVID-19 testing official into his hotel room, and his status for the remainder of the Western Conference semifinals against the Los Angeles Lakers is in question, sources told Yahoo Sports.
Honestly? I’m shocked it took this long for something like this to happen. These dudes are horned up. You’re talking about being in a bubble, not around female companionship for months. Sometimes those testers look better than normal. Shit, we’ve all watched a porn that starts this way. Don’t lie, you’ve watched multiple with this storyline.
Now the jokes that can be made are endless and easy. You can go with a swabbing lone. You could go with the disguise line. Hell you can even make the joke that LeBron set this all up in an effort to get rid of the Rockets. I just need to know how this happened. Who made the first move? What was the line to get the female worker into the room?
God bless the bubble man. We’re getting so much free content out of the fact these dudes are locked in Disney World. Again, more than ever, this LeBron quote gets funnier.