Ah, the Philly 'burbs.. a beacon of taste. Apparently this boutique virus shop has COVID-themed gift baskets to send loved ones, shiny door openers, 'stylish' masks, bedazzled chains so you don't lose said mask and all sorts of other accessories to help your true fashion sense and/or douche-baggery shine throughout a global pandemic.
From Victor Fiorillo at Philly Mag:
This COVID store is one of three such stores in the region, the other two COVID-19, Inc. stores being located in New Jersey. I wasn’t able to get in touch with the owner of the three stores, but this is what he had to say about his business and the (hopefully) short-lived nature of it: “Buy a mask and put me out of business. The sooner I go out of business, the better.”
Perhaps in a galaxy far, far away they're looking down and marveling at both the disaster we are + the business sense here because I bet it's actually doing pretty well…