Dirty Fuckin' Dangles, Boys
This is Linnea Hammar. She plays on Sweden's U19 Floorball team. And she's got hands for days. Silky mitts. Dirty dangles. You can name any bottom 6 forward in the NHL and I can guarantee you that they don't have hands like that. Honestly, I don't know if anybody in the Show has had hands like that since Datsyuk. Maybe Linus Omark. Moral of the story is if the day ever comes when NHL teams can hire shootout specialists the same way there is the DH in baseball, the Hammar deserves a PTO. Mayor of Snipe City.