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Glad To See Scott Stevens Has Made His Transition To Rugby

Aaaaaaaaand he's dead. 

That's textbook Scott Stevens right there. Find a vulnerable player coming to your side of the field blissfully unaware of the fact that their brain is about to rattle around in their skull like that last Tic-Tac you're trying to get out of the container. Do people still get Tic-Tac's anymore? Haven't seen them in ages. Might fuck around and just crush several dozen packs this weekend. Labor Day Weekend, can't hold anything back now. Last one of the summer, gotta crush some Tac's. 

But yeah. You find yourself a vulnerable opponent like a shark circling its prey and then not only do you strike, but you go for the kill. You go full Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots and try to take their head straight off their shoulders. And that right there, my friends, is why rugby could probably benefit from enforcers. No idea how this doesn't end in a donnybrook. 

@JordieBarstool