This dog should be rehomed. You wanna do the sheet behind the door prank? Fine. You wanna put a tshirt over your dog’s head and make it seem like your arms are her arms? Cool. I’ll laugh.
Don’t you dare fuck with your dog’s BALLS while he’s sleeping. This is borderline animal cruelty for internet clout.
That being said, take that dog outside to pee. We all know pee is stored in the balls and clearly his are as ripe as raisins were 5 months ago but that doesn’t mean you can pick on his grapes.
Let’s put it to a poll: did you laugh?
YES or NO.