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Another Boner Dogs Pitch: Pardon My Take Tries to Get Rob Schneider on Board

On today's Pardon My Take, Mr. Cat and Mr. Commenter welcomed on actor Rob Schneider. The Benchwarmers and Waterboy star discussed his new special, Saturday Night Live, and of course, BONER DOGS! The talent roster continues to come together, but will Rob Schneider join this prestigious list?

Mr. Cat: We have a movie for you.

Rob Schneider: Yeah...

Mr. Commenter: Have you head of it already? 

Mr. Cat: Adam Sandler is involved, David Spade is involved...

Mr. Commenter: Zac Efron is a yes. 

Mr. Cat: It's called Boner Dogs.

Rob Schneider: (Laughs)

Mr. Cat: Done! We don't even have to pitch you.

Mr. Commenter: I've got a role for you. And as we said, Adam is executive producing it. I would like you to play the Catahoula dog, which is like a New Orleans swamp dog. He's a sled dog, and one of the dogs gets a boner. And then the dog doesn't know what to do with its boner. And then you say, do you know what you say as the Cajun dog?

Rob Schneider: No.

Mr. Commenter: Think back to "The Waterboy."

Rob Schneider: FIX YOUR OWN PROBLEM! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME! THAT IS NOT MY ISSUE! I"M GOING BACK IN THE SWAMP! THAT GOES BACK DOWN!

Mr. Commenter: Well, you just read for it.

Mr. Cat: Perfect. We're gonna put that in, thank you. We'll send you a check.

Sounds like he's in! Another big time actor who will be a part of a big time film. Boner Dogs needs to happen, there's no other way for this saga to end. Stay tuned.