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SOUND THE ALARMS!!! BROOKE THOMAS IS BURNING DOWN THE GRAM!!! Brooke is here and she means business! What is that business, you ask? Oh, just being a star athlete at OK State and straight up SIZZLING on and off the track! Good for her to be fighting the good fight and continue embracing the healthy lifestyle of running, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with athletic activities for humanity! Go Brooke go!
*BROOKE BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy and tell him it's getting tiring doing his PAGEVIEWS job for him!
BACK TO BROOKE!!!*
Thank you Brooke! Keep on runnin'!